Ever since visiting her grandparents and great grand parents, Lola won’t stop saying Gigi and Pop Pop. (excuse the terrible video. My cell camera always has a haze now.)
How I met your mother
On Netflix. Won’t be getting anything done for weeks. Weeks y’all.
Nothing is funnier than
Watching my father learn how to play Battlefield 3 on PS3. I have never laughed so hard in my life. what a great way to end the day.
Make sure you stuff yo face!
I’m really bored on our trip to the awful southern state of Alabama. Justin hasn’t spoken more than a sentence and we’ve been in the car two hours! And he is driving really slow. Pointless post for the win.
Paris is Burning
Totally watching a documentary called Paris Is Burning. It’s about minority drag queens in New York. I m also making Justin watch it with me. Such a good husband.
Sometimes when I'm at a diner
And I’m sitting with my mountain of food, for a split second I imagine I’m a Gilmore Girl and Luke will appear any second to lecture me on my gluttonous eating habits.
Just so everyone knows,
I’m a hopeless freaking romantic. Almost to a fault.
While most couples are out on hot dates, or hell, having a nice night at home together, I am sitting in my room. Listening to my husband play video games. With my father. Yeah. I am holed up in bed while the pops and my husband crack jokes and torment ten year olds on PS3. Sigh. My life folks. My freaking life.
Is anyone else having issue with their tumblr app? Mine will say “loading” and just never stop or refresh. It’s rather annoying. First world problems. I know.
Shit my husband says in his sleep
Me: ” Justin move to your side of the bed.” Him: ” I can’t I’m already on my way to funky town. ” snore.snore. Me:”WTF” Him: “taco.”
I am a fatty mcfat fat
laying in bed drinking my chocolate milkshake and dipping my fries in it. best.thing.ever. mmmmmmmmmdroolmmmdrrooolll
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Eating my weight in birthday cake
Because it’s just been one of those days.
Hitler in Jacksonville Fl →
A perfect representation of my hometown. Not necessarily Hitler but everything he is flipping out over.
I’ve been trying to come up with pros and cons for possibly moving to Atlanta. Most of the items on my list are shopping related or places I can take Lola. Trader Joes IKEA Atlanta Zoo Aquarium Yea. That’s about it. Oh and an area we looked into seriously reminded me of Stars Hallow via Gilmore Girls. Thats obviously not in the downtown area. Cons? Traffic. Traffic. Oh and...
Watching a documentary on H.H Holmes, America’s first serial killer. It’s pretty interesting. I kinda have a fascination with serial killers. I always want to get inside there head and figure out what the hell they are thinking. Let’s be honest, some of these whack jobs are freaking smart. IE : Holmes took his victims skeletons and sold them to medical schools. I mean...
The episode where they all sing, where Callie almost dies, makes me want to freaking die. What a terrible freaking episode.
I've officially embarrassed Lola for the first...
Decided to take Lola to the craft store. Also decided to listen to some acoustic Joey Cape. Just so happened to get really into a song while in the parking lot. May or may not have sung into my fist like a microphone. It’s possible that there were bystanders. Lola definitely covered her eyes in shame.
Is the biggest baby when he is sick. Seriously. Seriously. His retort: sigh. I imagine this is what it felt like when you where pregnant. ………..pppffffttttttttt.
Sometimes when people ask me stupid questions, or if people come to my door selling their religion, I answer everything they say with Misfits lyrics. IE: “what is your opinion on abortion Dre?” “I got something to say. I killed your baby today and it doesn’t matter much to me, as long as it’s dead.” It’s fun to fuck with people. A lot of fun.
I have never been thrown up on so much in my freaking life. My poor lil bird is so sick and no one will squeeze us in. The ER gave her nausea medicine last night and that was it but now she is throwing up again. She won’t eat and she is barely drinking again. Ugh. Why won’t the damn doctor squeeze us in or hey make an appointment for us?! They said we can call back in the morning...
Late night ER visit
Lola won’t/can’t stop throwing up. We’ve tried toast crackers water pedialtye ( however the fuck you spell it.) It all just keeps coming up. He doesn’t have a fever and no runny nose or anything that’s screaming “HEY MOM IM FREAKING SICK!” BuT it just won’t stop. She’s hysterical too. Not like the Lola I know at all. So we Said screw it...
Lola has covered my face, her face, and half the kitchen table in stickers. I was going to post a pic but I look freaking awful today. Major back pain + laziness+ no make-up= ugly Mama Dre.
Justin and Lola have had an exciting day of daddy daughter time. I’ve had tons of peace and quiet. Also I was reminded that my birthday is a week from today and it hadn’t even crossed my mind. Getting old is lame and it’s probably best I just forget my bday this year. I never celebrate and honestly I haven’t had a bday party since my 16th and that was a huge disaster....
Is this normal? I need opinions.
Recently I started babysittig a little girl. She is literally a day younger than my daughter and is solely eating baby food. Not finger foods. Not breast milk. Strictly baby food and milk. I have never seen an almost 18 month old not eating table food. Does this strike anyone else as odd?! Also she is constantly twitching and jerking. Her mother didn’t disclose any medical conditions...
Chick Flick Friday.
I don’t have girlfriends in this dreary southern town. Something I hope to change once we move, either to Atlanta, or back to Jax. So until then I am going to watch lame chick flicks and pretend I have lady friends. I typically don’t enjoy these kinds of movies but lately I have had the urge to watch them. I may or may not decide to torture my husband and make him watch with me. He...
Is it wrong?
Is it wrong to febreeze someones kid cause they smell so bad? Cause I totally want to do that right now to the little girl I am babysitting.
Nothing makes me angrier than grown ass adults using a FAMILY RESTROOM WHEN ACTUAL FAMILIES WITH CHILDREN NEED IT. Seriously? You couldn’t walk around the corner to use the EMPTY ADULT WOMENS RESTROOM?!? So I have to squeeze myself, daughter and stroller into a tiny ass stall because you just hhhaaadddd to put your 6927383lb ass in a family restroom meant for people with children! Not...